[heavy sarcasm]

I would like to congratulate Fox News for spending the first ten minutes of its news program on a stupid cow who jilted her fiance at the altar, took a four day bus ride to Albuquerque, called to say she’d been kidnapped, then called to say she hadn’t been and was just running away from the whole marriage thing. And for its pseudo-drama with the people back home feeling “betrayed” and how the “community” would have to “heal”.

For CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! Isn’t there anything REAL happening in the news that we might want to hear about????

[/heavy sarcasm]

And how, while waiting for the news/weather report, could I happen upon the end of a police reality show where a Suzuki Intruder rider, trying to outrun the cops, clips a van and is carted away comatose?

My timing is impeccable.

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